Go to Google and type in the words miserable failure, then hit "I'm feeling lucky". No, that's not a link to Google, but this is. The other was just to help make sure this is a joke that keeps on giving ;)
Note: Originally I had another Google trick posted here that pointed to the Kucinich for President website. However, it turns out that www.kucinich.us is not currently listed in Google or other search engines. Even if you do an obvious search like for "kucinich" it doesn't show up. Apparently somebody spammed the search engines with submission requests for www.kucinich.us, either innocently or knowing that spam tactics cause a site to be delisted. If Kucinich is a "fringe candidate" and a "no-hoper", why would it be worth the time and energy to sabotage his campaign? Anyway, remember, for president 2004, it's Kucinich. ;)
Note 2: OK, the www.kucinich.us site is back in the Google listings. When I checked the other day, the top search result for president 2004 was Joe Lieberman :deathstare: It may be someone else by now, now that the other campaigns have realized this is something they ought to be gaming. But before anybody started deliberately playing with it, remember that for president 2004, it's Kucinich